Post by magnusd on Feb 10, 2022 21:34:11 GMT
This time we aren't at the (as of yet) unnamed arena. Instead, we are at a church. There is a choir singing a familiar song, being conducted by a cloaked man, that makes for an altogether holy atmosphere. If you'd like to immerse yourself, here is the song in question
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hkr2c3KPDc
And if you clicked the link, you know exactly who has arrived. Yes, he's back. It's Reverend D'Von.
RD: 'Oh my brothers. Oh my sisters. The Reverend is in the house. And he is here with a purpose, a divine right from the big man in the sky. He is here to save you all. For a small donation to the D'Von Building Fund, you too can reserve your spot in the great beyond. But it isn't a task I can do alone. There are so many souls to save, and so little time on god's green earth. That is why I have formed a Ministry, to aid in my purpose. And where better to start, than with family.'
Two men enter, who too are dressed in the black and white. They are D'Von's sons: Terrell and Terrence Hughes. They kneel at their father's feet.
RD: 'Yes, my own sons have entered the domain of the lord. They have graduated from D'Von's School of the Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost. Which was funded by your kind and generous donations. Yes, the building fund literally funded a building to carry out god's work. There are some who call themselves Good Brothers, but these good boys are the real deal. Brother Terrell, Brother Terrence, you shall be known as the REAL Good Brothers. But what is a ministry without a Deacon. I did reach out to my old friend, Deacon Bautista. However, he is busy these days in Hollywood, no doubt spreading the lord's word in that place of sin. Therefore I have found a new protege, to collect your kind donations and spread the word of the lord. He is none other than Deacon Angelico.'
Yes, that Angelico. I wonder if D'Von chose him purely because he has the word 'angel' in his name? He enters and joins the Real Good Brothers, kneeling at the feet of the Reverend.
RD: 'There is one more man to be revealed, and he is my greatest triumph. He was once a man of sin, a man who smoked too much of the evil marijuana leaf. A man who committed many sins against the lord and faced the wrong side of the law. But I have cleansed his soul of sin, and now he is a beacon of light in the darkness of our great world.'
The man conducting the choir stops and walks towards D'Von, his face still obscured. D'Von places his hand upon his hood, but doesn't pull it back. At least not yet.
RD: He was once known by another name, a name tainted with sin. A name that has now been changed to reflect his new, clean cut identity. Brothers, sisters, I present to you the man who is now BOURNE AGAIN!'
D-Von pulls down the hood, revealing, you guessed it, Matt Sydal. Except he's now seemingly known as Bourne Again. Was this whole skit setup purely to make that joke? A joke the writer has had in his head for years, but never had an opportunity to make? Probably, but all we can say now is that a stable of sorts has been formed. And The Ministry will be a force to be reckoned with. The Reverend and his new group lead the choir in a very holy song as the screen fades to black.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hkr2c3KPDc
And if you clicked the link, you know exactly who has arrived. Yes, he's back. It's Reverend D'Von.
RD: 'Oh my brothers. Oh my sisters. The Reverend is in the house. And he is here with a purpose, a divine right from the big man in the sky. He is here to save you all. For a small donation to the D'Von Building Fund, you too can reserve your spot in the great beyond. But it isn't a task I can do alone. There are so many souls to save, and so little time on god's green earth. That is why I have formed a Ministry, to aid in my purpose. And where better to start, than with family.'
Two men enter, who too are dressed in the black and white. They are D'Von's sons: Terrell and Terrence Hughes. They kneel at their father's feet.
RD: 'Yes, my own sons have entered the domain of the lord. They have graduated from D'Von's School of the Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost. Which was funded by your kind and generous donations. Yes, the building fund literally funded a building to carry out god's work. There are some who call themselves Good Brothers, but these good boys are the real deal. Brother Terrell, Brother Terrence, you shall be known as the REAL Good Brothers. But what is a ministry without a Deacon. I did reach out to my old friend, Deacon Bautista. However, he is busy these days in Hollywood, no doubt spreading the lord's word in that place of sin. Therefore I have found a new protege, to collect your kind donations and spread the word of the lord. He is none other than Deacon Angelico.'
Yes, that Angelico. I wonder if D'Von chose him purely because he has the word 'angel' in his name? He enters and joins the Real Good Brothers, kneeling at the feet of the Reverend.
RD: 'There is one more man to be revealed, and he is my greatest triumph. He was once a man of sin, a man who smoked too much of the evil marijuana leaf. A man who committed many sins against the lord and faced the wrong side of the law. But I have cleansed his soul of sin, and now he is a beacon of light in the darkness of our great world.'
The man conducting the choir stops and walks towards D'Von, his face still obscured. D'Von places his hand upon his hood, but doesn't pull it back. At least not yet.
RD: He was once known by another name, a name tainted with sin. A name that has now been changed to reflect his new, clean cut identity. Brothers, sisters, I present to you the man who is now BOURNE AGAIN!'
D-Von pulls down the hood, revealing, you guessed it, Matt Sydal. Except he's now seemingly known as Bourne Again. Was this whole skit setup purely to make that joke? A joke the writer has had in his head for years, but never had an opportunity to make? Probably, but all we can say now is that a stable of sorts has been formed. And The Ministry will be a force to be reckoned with. The Reverend and his new group lead the choir in a very holy song as the screen fades to black.
